Crunch of the Month
Review of the Month from a resident Crisp Connoisseur
SPECIMEN: Scampi & Lemon Nick Naks
1.FLAVOUR:
Not like they used to make em! Very bland, which was disappointing
2. APPEARANCE:
Knobbly – as to be expected – with a good yellow hue
3. AROMA:
Residual finger stench, corroborated by other team members
3. BRAND PROMISE:
I expected a naughty knobbly experience but the ‘intensely tasty’ pledge failed to deliver
4. PACKET DESIGN:
Halloween vibe with a 90’s Saturday morning TV undertone. Bring on Gordon the Gopher
5. CALORIE CONTENT:
143. 15 minutes on the cross trainer for me later!
6. PRICE:
£1.89 for a multipack. 31 pence per pack. 1.12 pence per knobbly bit
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