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Crunch of the Month

Review of the Month from a resident Crisp Connoisseur

SPECIMEN:
Scampi & Lemon Nick Naks

1.FLAVOUR:
Not like they used to make em! Very bland, which was disappointing

2. APPEARANCE:
Knobbly – as to be expected – with a good yellow hue

3. AROMA:
Residual finger stench, corroborated by other team members

3. BRAND PROMISE:

I expected a naughty knobbly experience but the ‘intensely tasty’ pledge failed to deliver

4. PACKET DESIGN:
Halloween vibe with a 90’s Saturday morning TV undertone. Bring on Gordon the Gopher

5. CALORIE CONTENT:
143. 15 minutes on the cross trainer for me later!

6. PRICE:
£1.89 for a multipack. 31 pence per pack. 1.12 pence per knobbly bit

- @d_mIn_IstrAt_oR, ,

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